{"id":31,"date":"2007-01-08T13:58:30","date_gmt":"2007-01-08T17:58:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/siebenthalercreative.com\/blog\/?p=31"},"modified":"2007-09-01T15:39:08","modified_gmt":"2007-09-01T19:39:08","slug":"dakar-on-vs-%e2%80%94-set-the-vcr-and-prepare-to-wallow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siebenthalercreative.com\/blog\/dakar-on-vs-%e2%80%94-set-the-vcr-and-prepare-to-wallow\/","title":{"rendered":"dakar on vs. &#8211; set the vcr and prepare to wallow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/siebenthalercreative.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/dakar-web.jpg?w=625\" alt=\"this is where you want to be in january\" id=\"image30\" title=\"this is where you want to be in january\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If it&#8217;s January it must be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dakar.com\/indexus.html\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"simply the best automotive\/powersports competition on the tube\">Dakar<\/a> on cable. For my money, and if you saw my cable bill you&#8217;d agree, the best produced sports show on the tube \u00e2\u20ac\u201d period. Slo-mo, helicopter, POV, remote and static shots are edited and fed around the world for near-real time consumption.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->These are not the yahoos from nascar a hootin&#8217; an&#8217; a hollerin&#8217; over a coma inducing blur of left-to-right stereo accompanying round and round and round look-alikes all following the same line for hours on end. No. If you&#8217;ve ever left the safety of your driveway and ridden around the house to the back yard, you&#8217;ll instantly identify with the crowd that populates Dakar.<\/p>\n<p>The first stage out of Portugal was a sand miner&#8217;s nightmare. American Chris Blaise riding the lone Red Bull KTM ended up 7th, not bad but perhaps a little disappointing. His quote? &#8220;I&#8217;d never seen sand between pine trees before.&#8221; We hear &#8216;ya, so for added dimension you can try out the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.floridatrailriders.org\/articles\/croom.htm\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"what passes for terrain elevation in the scrub forests of central florida\">Croom Motorcycle Area<\/a> in the Withlacoochee State Forest near Brooksville, Florida for a taste.<\/p>\n<p>Following recent broadcasts the stages feature no-nonsense informed commentary, primarily play-by-play with just a touch of color for insight. We can anticipate a heavy-metal driven wrapup, probably with amicable but overexposed Al Trautwig injecting drama at the expense of insight, following the conclusion.<\/p>\n<p>For schedule info, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.versus.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"cablecast times and dates for dakar '07\">head for .VS<\/a>, which used to be the Outdoor Living Network but in a spasm of what-the-hell rebranding richochet, apparantly after a Jolt Cola and Monster fueled all-nighter, is now the &#8220;versus&#8221; cable slot. If you don&#8217;t get it, find someone who does. It&#8217;s that good. Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>Also replays several times as summary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If it&#8217;s January it must be Dakar on cable. For my money, and if you saw my cable bill you&#8217;d agree, the best produced sports show on the tube \u00e2\u20ac\u201d period. 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